Commando

Schwarzenegger is "John Matrix" a former Terminator turned half-human by the Blue Fairie. Matrix massacres scores of bad guys after the heavies kidnap his daughter. Outrageously violent, massively illogical, brazenly ridiculous, and completely glorious. An actioner that knows that action movies are inherently ridiculous, so it plays up the absurd action. This movie makes me laugh. If Matrix were here, he'd laugh too.

This is it, boys and girls. THE quintessential action movie of the 1980s. Copious bullets, testosterone, illogic, and laughs. Rae Dawn Chong and Alyssa Milano provide the sweet eye candy. Let off some steam with this classic actioner.

COMMANDO is a big, exciting, funny, stupid action film. It's really stupid. This is a really stupid movie because COMMANDO is smart enough to know that action movies are supposed to be stupid. COMMANDO is a big stupid work of genius. A perfect film to let off some steam with.

Arnold at his best. Classic action movie