Noah (2014)

Worst movie I have seen in a long time. Don't waste your money by either going to the theatre or on demand - not worth your time. The darkest and weirdest biblical adaptation I have ever seen.

This is the worst movie I have ever seen. This was demonic, not based on the bible.

it is philosophical movie made as an entataiment movie. The director is not really understand in North America.

I believe a director only use biblical theme to express the philosophical aspects of humanity; you need to look above and beyond the standard view. Aspects such as environmental distraction, twisted human nature,human inability to precisely fulfil God’s 10 commands, power of choice. IF you don't think about a religion aspect this is a great movie. Look beyond and above...

This was a fantastic movie! I consider it a good thing that it is not at all religious - it's just a great story, and very well performed.

Wow. Multi armed stone Transformers in a Bible story! Does it get any worse? All my other criticisms pale in comparison.

Not a bad movie, at times had me holding my breath in anticipation and exhaling at times along with my fellow movie mates. however from the opening part about the 'watchers' I knew it would not be any sort of copy of the Bible, nor do I remember the advertisement stating so. not like the t.v. mini series 'The Bible' or the movie 'Son of God'... it was just a Hollywood movie with a spin... huge spin... from the story, no harm done.

I saw this movie on Sat March 29th in Nanaimo at Woodgrove Mall (Avalon Cinemas): it was a great movie and great story line! Highly recommended!!

very disappointing movie-not biblical in any sense of the word. A waste of time and money. The lowest rating to give was 1 star and movie did not even rate that to my liking.

When I first saw the previews of Noah I could not wait to watch it. I thought finally a good movie has come out, that brings me back as a child listening to my grandfather reading the Bible. This is nothing that I expected, it was disappointing to say the least. This was a joke, and towards the end of the movie Russell Crow was wearing jeans, I'm pretty sure they did not wear pants in that era. The director took a different route that fell apart. It would have been better if he never made the movie in the first place. I was really disgusted and offended how they took the Bible contents out of proportion.

Huge disappointment! stone creatures took the movie in a completely different direction, one that died with the rest of mankind... don't even see it when it comes to on demand... not worth $6 for the entire family to see... lol... at a joke

Movie has nothing to do with religion. People with religious beliefs would hate movie. But if you like a good yarn with lots of action and very good acting it a good movie. i rate it highly for what is is. A made up story.

I found this movie confusing and somewhat inaccurate. I realize that for theatrical reasons film makers have to change the story. However this could of been a great movie if it wasn't such a dark story line. With todays filming technology they could of kept very close to the original story and had a huge hit on their hands. Instead this will be one of those could of been great movies, that will probably struggle to break even at the box office.

Awful

It was well done and acted but too Hollywood. Took away from the real story of Noah for the sake of entertainment.

This movie is a thinly veiled deception. While rooting itself to a minimum in Scripture, it manufactures manipulative theories on creation, suicide, the fall of man, and the excommunication of Lucifer and his angels from Heaven, besides the fact that unjustified poetic license has been taken with Noah's story itself. People may say, "Its a movie. Its just a fake story. Chill." If that's correct, why make such an effort to marry it to the Bible? I'll tell you why: because director/producer Aronofsky has it in his heart to dispel the Bible, by making himself seem to admonish it, even if it is just for good literature. Mr. Aronofsky, you better hope that when you meet 'the Creator', he doesn't

Great movie, was a bit of a slow start but once it got going I really enjoyed it.

Awesome story with great cinematography.

Excellent movie.

As a movie it was entertainment. As an epic movie far from it. I don't recommend it to anyone. Very disappointed.

Great special effects. This is only a movie and not the real story like everyone criticizes about. Would watch it again.

I was so looking forward to seeing this movie, based on the trailer. However, i have never been so disappointed or let down. Pure junk, and if possible, i would give it zero stars !@!!

I would give this movie a -5 if possible. Go back to "Genesis" and read the truth for yourself.

I was intrigued by this movie upon seeing the trailers but I must say I was very disappointed after, almost incensed. I realize there will be ‘creative liberties’ taken but they were neither creative nor even entertaining. I thought I was paying for a movie about Noah…not Transformers, not Gladiator. It was laughable at best and boring at worst. Read the real account and skip the movie.

It's unfortunate that Hollywood has to take a perfectly good script and pervert the truth with a smidgen of accuracy. No magical seeds to grow trees over night, no 'watchers' to help Noah and his family build the arc, which took them approximately 120 years to build, ALL three sons had wives, ALL went into the arc, and no one else got into it. And it was Noah who put the raven and dove out to search for dry land. And, oh yes, it was God who closed the door behind Noah. If this movie were classified as 'fantasy', had a different title with different character names, I'd give it 3 stars for very interesting visual effects, especially all the animals going into the arc and settling in for

Offensive on so many levels to at least 3 major religions that I can think of. Where to start...Unfortunately, many people will attend this movie believing what they have seen. I understand creative and artistic license but this is complete twisting of the account of Noah. If you are just into entertainment and dollars, producers should use some imagination and create their own unique story. People watching this film will find a cold, uncaring, uncommunicative God. Noah can best be summed up at as Noah the barbarian (sorry, I stole this quote from someone else), rather than a good and righteous man. Come on - transformer like creatures, bad FX, wizardlike grandfathers etc etc?? Even as

Enjoyed this movie very much. Russell Crowe was great as usual. Loved the special effects. And to the people who had a problem with perceived messages should remember it is only a movie and meant to entertain.

I really liked it. As long as you watch it as entertainment and not as a religious leson, it's enjoyable. My only question - who fathers the twin girls' children? The only men available are their father, grandfather, uncle(s) and possibly brothers. ???

Just Googled the Real Noahs Ark in Turkey, there are people walking through it in the video proof that this really happened. It is the actual shape size and precise dimensions as God told Noah to build to save the same deluded people from the DELUGE OF WATER, the rainbow is HIS sign HE will not destroy the entire earth again with water.

Good movie with a better telling of the story of Noahs ark. For people who are deluded enough to actually think that Noahs ark is an actual true story, give your head a shake. How would a planet with over 6 billion people with numerous races be populated by only 6-8 people. Use some common sense people!

The movie was amazing it is sending a very good message, whoever doesn't like it, just can't accept that world is going the same way right now.

Good actors, bad movie! The plot is ridiculous and delusional. Too bad I can't give less than a zero.

A fictional version of the true story of Noahs Ark. Noah entered the water tight vessel with his wife, his 3 sons and their 3 wives. These 4 women populated the entire earth and genetics prove this. Noah's Ark still exists today in Turkey.

Darren Aronofsky is Jewish, so he has the true factual account of Noah's Ark in the Torah, or the Old Testament. Billy Graham's 3 year old grandchild can tell the true story with greater accuracy. Saw this movie because of Russel Crowe who carried the movie with class.

RUSSEL CROWE EXCELLENT ACTING. DARREN PLEASE READ THE TORAH EVERY DAY, 5 % FACTUAL ACCURACY IS NOT ACCEPTABLE FOR A HARVARD GRAD. NOAHS ARK IS SITTING ON MOUNT ARARAT IN TURKEY PRESERVED AND DOCUMENTED AS THE VESSEL THAT SAVED NOAH, HIS WIFE, THEIR 3 SON's AND THEIR 3 WIVES. GOOGLE THIS TO PROVE THIS FACT AS TRUE

ONLY WENT FOR TWO REASONS, ONE RUSSEL CROWE WAS SPECTACULAR, AND WANTED TO SEE IF DIRECTOR DARREN ARONOFSKY BOTHERED TO OPEN THE BIBLE TO READ THE ACTUAL FACTUAL ACCOUNT OF THE TRUE ARK THAT SITS ON TOP OF MOUNT ARRAT IN TURKEY AND HAS BEEN CARBON DATED AS PROOF OF EXISTENCE.

Not Biblical my ass. Oh wait! You mean the part where they allude - twice in fact - that eating meat is blasphemous. Yeah! Totally agree with you. Scandalous!

Worst movie of the century. bad acting, far fetched, just a complete and utterly waste of time.

Terrible movie, bad acting, rally bad plot

one because there is no lower. Worst film ever cant believe with the actors in it its that bad. Should have gottened my money back.