Noah (2014)

Awful. Waste of Time.

RUBBISH-START TO FINISH. Poor Acting AND Dumb Script Crowe's acting has gone down hill since LA Confidential, Gladiator ans A Beautiful Mind

This was not a bad movie by any stretch. Yes there were some things that did not make much sense, but the special effects were very good and the acting was superb. There was obviously some liberties taken with the story line, but it is advertised as being "inspired" by the Bible. It is worth every penny to go see it and be totally entertained.

Loved the movie...a bit far fetched but it captured mine and my husbands attention from start to finish...good acting...

Found movie long, boring and special effects were terrible. Russel Crowe's acting was good which it should be but I think they spent their whole budget on his pay and skipped budget for effects.

walked out it was bad

Just ridiculous. Don't go.

Very good movie. I liked the message the movie sends without being a boring sermon that you would find in church. Movie's done with style to keep you interested. Teach this in Sunday school and maybe keep people interested and stop falling asleep. Religion is not important, appreciating life is.

I so want to see this movie. We are believers. We do have an open mind as this is a movie and viewers must read between the lines. I am looking for the life lesson and true meaning. I am sure Hollywood would have twisted it to make it entertaining to the heathens as well... LOL Just kidding.. God loves us all...

Good story, non-offending but costumes do not not belong to that time. Pants and boots were not existing in that era!

I was very disappointed in this movie, not due to anything about religion (as I am not religious) , rather due to lack of action and simply a boring movie. the special effects were cheap/ lousy , there were a few action scenes, but the special effects were like a cheap transformer movie, and the storyline was boring... Russel Crowe will hurt his rep with this lemon...

It was ok. Just ok. It wasn't meant to mirror stories from the Bible but when you take such well known material, you are asking for trouble by embellishing it (with shades of Mad Max, Titanic, Lord of the Rings, and Transformers) Russell Crowe is exactly the kind of actor who can ruin a movie for you - and he sure didn't help this one. But it was the story line not the lack of talent that was the issue here. It'll be on Netflix soon enough. Save your money.

Miss it!

The movie Noah in no way depicts the biblical account of this prophet, greatly distorting his character. The script writer takes great liberty in devising his own interpretation of the biblical content and makes Noah appear to be a self-absorbed, fanatical murderer who has completely lost his mental faculties. The movie is a great disappointment.

Wish there was a 0 rating choice. Don't usually catch a movie when first out but did with this one and regret it. There were no viewer reviews. This is a place to share opinions so I don't get why people knock those who didn't like it. I am not Christian but if I were seeing a movie advertised as the classic story of Frankenstein then I would expect that story to be told on the screen. This was advertised as the epic biblical story of Noah and it is nothing even close. If you expect to see transformer rock monsters, futuristic sci-fi earth landscapes, good costumes but not fitting to biblical times, great actors doing mediocre performances and then you actually like it, that is good. But

Not the worst movie ever but not great. Some ok acting, again no academy awards.

Zero stars. Worst movie I have ever seen. A complete disgrace to all Jews, Christians and Moslems. The director should have done some research prior to taking on this epic story. Tragic that the only "religious" moments were quasi-environmentalism.

The worst movie ever. A total was of time - left early!

The superb acting saved this movie for me. The storyline was decent, I'm not religious so I didn't care about "inaccuracies" but I thought the rock characters ("Watchers") were very cheesy and detracted from the movie and were poor quality CGI to boot.

All together it was not a bad movie. I don't understand why everyone was expecting it to be "true" to the STORY in the bible? Really. Did the previews on TV not give that away? It is a big budget, hollywood movie people. It was meant to entertain and it did. The bones were there - evil of man, the arc saving animals, even Noah himself was not immune to a narrow minded way of thinking. Keeping it simple. Even if transforming rock 'watchers', strange animals and magic sparks were a bit much, hey, it was a movie. If you want the true story you need to travel back in time and see for yourself.

Earlier reviewer's point about the transformer rocks and costuming along with the despicable misleading attempt to relate to a biblical story make this movie pathetically laughable. Unfortunately there's just no way to get back that wasted 2+ hours.

I'm not one for following movie critiques or reviews as many movies poorly rated by others were quite entertaining for us. Noah was given mixed reviews however after my wife & I seeing Noah we were so disappointing in so many respects. This couldn't have been any worst a movie in the depiction of the biblical essence of this story. From special affects with transformer rocks as guardians to costume design with designer wool knits, jean jackets ( with lapels to boot ! ) to the acting and it's tiring length. I seldom want to leave a movie before the end but I couldn't wait to get home. If you want sound advise, just forget this disaster and spend your money on something else.

There is a very slim Biblical framework for this Hollywood fiction. Please go to the source in the Bible - Genesis chapters 6-10 to read the true story. I was very dissapointed and annoyed . The movie was off base from the original story.

0 Stars. Was very disappointed. Almost left through it and wish I had. Don't expect a movie based on the story of Noah. Wasn't even impressed by the acting. Should have waited to read some reviews.

no star rating, from any of the actors :( no star for the story :( Please don't waste your money!

Very good film. Special effects make it that action like film. Story line keeps the faith (no pun) Has a message but also keeps you entertained.

Very little Biblical accuracy. Don't go if you have a headache, the sound will drive you crazy. If you are going for entertainment value only, then this was very good at that. Crowe and others played very enjoyable characters, a little slow in places almost to the boring point. The IMAX experience, large screen and loud noise was enjoyable, like I said without a headache. The ticket price took me by surprise. An additional $3.00 each for the luxury of IMAX and seat selection. A rip off to seniors, would have enjoyed it just as much at a regular theatre. 2 STARS only because of the biblical inaccuracy. Otherwise you be the judge.

I haven't seen this movie but the 1 star review comments make me want to see it. You're comparing to Lord of the Rings and 300 as an example of it being bad?! That sounds like a very entertaining movie. Also for those that are disappointed about it not portraying the "true" story I'd like to point out that the Bible is FAR from quality entertainment for the vast majority of people, and the story is from a book written far before our time about an event far, far before its time. You know about as much about the truth of this story as my index finger, which just gave this a solid 5 star rating based on its comparisons. Can't wait to watch it.

If I could give this 0 stars I would. If you're going to this movie to see a story BASED on the Bible (like me)...you will be sorely disappointed!!! If you're going to see a FICTIONAL story then you will like it. Fallen angels trying to help man and making God to be a tyrant??? What a joke!!! Darren Aronofsky directed and wrote the story...what an idiot!!!

It made me read my Bible again... The story about Noah..

The Biblical version? The Bible is based on true events? Oh it's fictionally inaccurate? It's Hollywood which means it should be sensory entertaining and full of programming!

I had to go back and finger through the bible because after watching this movie I thought I might have missed a few pages or chapters of the original biblical story. Don't you hate it when you've read the book and the movie is almost thing like the book. Such it the case here.

Horrible. Save your movie.

Epic and anointed.

0 stars.... It has nothing to do with the Bible.. The "true story"... It totally contradicts the Bible. Such a shame. Its just like Lord of the Rings and 300...

terrible, talk about fractured fairy tales, was like being on a flight you couldn't wait to get off of. biggest waste of time and money for a long time.

Absolutely hated it. Did not even stay all the way to the end. It was completely unreal, boring and quite ludicrous. Don't waste your time.

Worst movie of the year... If you are expecting the biblical version, forget it. It is more like a cross between Lord of Rings and Conan...

very disappointing.

Love this Movie